Miss Jiang: Can you guess which season I like best? And give me your reasons.

Student 1: I think your favourite season is spring, because there are many beautiful flowers in spring, and Miss Jiang is as beautiful as these flowers.

Student 2: I think your favourite season is summer, because you can wear your beatuiful skirts in summer.

Student 3: I think your favourite season is summer, because you can enjoy a lot of delicious ice-cream in summer.

Miss Jiang:(知我者学生也!)

Miss Jiang: Now, use the positive, comparative, and superlative degree of an adjective to make sentences. 

Student 1: Mary is beautiful. Alice is more beautiful. And Miss Jiang is the most beautiful.

Miss Jiang:(窃喜ing)

Miss Jiang: 你最近在想什么啊，考得这么差！还当什么英语课代表啊！

Student 1:课代表还考那么差，你看看Miss Jiang生气的表情，就是因为你，Miss Jiang又要多长一根皱纹啦！

Miss Jiang:(苦笑不得!)

Student 1: Miss Jiang你太幼稚了，要成熟一点，知道怎么成熟么？告诉你一句话“爱让人一夜长大！”

Miss Jiang:(晕倒ing)

Student 1: Miss Jiang,听说你减肥不吃晚饭呀。这样不行啊，我们给你带了汉堡和奶茶。

Miss Jiang: 谢谢。可是我不喜欢吃汉堡啊。

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Student 2: Miss Jiang,你还说你减肥，不喜欢吃汉堡，你怎么一下子都吃光了啊？？？

Student 1: 那是因为是我们送的，所以Miss Jiang都吃了啊！！！

Miss Jiang:( Eating or not, is still a question!)

Student 1: Miss Jiang,你认识王力宏和罗志祥么？

Miss Jiang: 认识，长得帅的老师都认识。

Student 2:那老师你认识我么？

Miss Jiang:(怎么做题目没见你反应这么快的？)

The furthest distance in the world

Is not between life and death

But when I stand in front of you

Yet you don't kown that

I love you

 

The furthest distance in the world

Is not when I stand in front of you

Yet you can't see my love

But when undoubetedlly kowning the love from both

Yet cannot

Be togerther

 

The furthest distance in the world

Is not being apart while being in love

But when plainly can not resist the yearning

Yet pretending

You have never been in my heart

 

The furthest distance in the world

Is not

But using one's indifferent heart

To dig an uncrossable river

For the one who loves you